Final Warning

Final Warning was spawned in the 80’s as a direct result of the Cold War. Final Warning is not your average spandex clad 80’s cover band. With an array of fantastic and diverse tunes not specific to any genre within that decade, Final Warning sings songs of freedom and white power that even the coldest Russian would sexy-dance to. Backstage before the show, it isn’t uncommon for the members of Final Warning to discuss their hatred for Americans and the sadness resulting from the end of the Cold War. Brandon Gray, Ted Turczyn, Chris Jewell, and Brandon Peterson were born to lose your love tonight. A typical show consists of drunk and stupid Americans bouncing up and down jubilantly to such popular American artists as: Motley Crue, Don Henley, Guns N’ Roses, Billy Idol, and Def Leppard. In addition, our amazing pyro-techincs and lazer light show ’”Wow” the audience thanks to our lighting director (formerly the lighting dierctor of Great White) who is currently out on bail. In short, kids love Communism, and that’s what we shove down their throat with our rocking concerts.